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Those are the pages that are missing in my copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged! A little past the halfway point, when things are at their gloomiest for the industrialist heroes of the book, there's a card stock saddle stitched insert ad for finding out more information about objectivism. Somehow, the book skips over twenty pages, and it doesn't even look like my book is damaged.
Labels: atlas shrugged, ayn rand, missing pages, tragedy

Man is it difficult to figure out how to remove the signature from personal emails from my new BlackBerry Curve. You can't do it right on the phone. Since I have t-mobile, I had to log in to my.t-mobile.com (what a stupid web address), go to learn --> messages and services --> communications

Here's a try at photomerging:


This is some of the best spam I've ever gotten:
------Original Message------
From: Y.N.
To: yan@dbs.com
ReplyTo: ccyun8@live.com
Sent: Jul 3, 2008 12:44 PM
Subject: RE: EMAIL
Dear friend
I have a project I want you to run with us. It involves exportation of 100,000 barrels of crude oil daily from Kirkuk, Iraq.
If you are interested, email me via: ccyun8@live.com
Mr. Yan.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile


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Barranca Productions | 151 First Avenue | #58 | New York | NY | 10003 |
Labels: ACOG, ama, birth, business of being born, midwifery, ricki lake

drazgaitis@yahoo.com has sent you this article link:
i can't see any of your latest blackberry photo.

I know I'm a PR guy and all, but there are some ads I do like (not that they significantly change my opinions about the companies that place them or drive real action). But these HSBC ads always make me pause just for their creative value.
This one made me think of Ellen and midwifery as I board a plane to San Francisco for business. On a new Virgin airbus 320 in a row by myself. Niiiiice.
The other half of the ad is identical, but says "useful" on each. Hmmmmm.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
I think the your BlackBerry & Blogger are having a dispute over posting your photos. :(

I wish I were one of these tree frogs today....
<blockquote>
WASHINGTON — This is the way a wood frog freezes: First, as the temperature drops below 32 degrees, ice crystals start to form just beneath the frog's skin. The normally pliant and slimy amphibian becomes — for lack of a better word — slushy. Then, if the mercury continues to fall, ice races inward through the frog's arteries and veins. Its heart and brain stop working, and its eyes freeze to a ghostly white. "Imagine an ice cube. Paint it green," and you've got the wood frog in winter, said Ken Storey, a professor at Carleton University in Ottawa. The frog is solid to the touch and makes a small thud when dropped. But it is not dead. When a thaw comes, the frog is able to melt back into its normal state over a period of several hours, restart its heart and hop away, unscathed.
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More: http://snipurl.com/2eg2e
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A whole slew of new photos are up:

i doubt anyone will look to build a stadium on top of mine and Ellen's park. the suckers in our old neighborhood will likely keep waiting forever for green space.
Labels: sobro bronx bx

Onion gold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mtv_movie_awards_snubs
MTV Movie Awards Snubs Director Jonas Mekas Yet Again
LOS ANGELES—Eighty-five-year-old Lithuanian avant-garde filmmaker Jonas Mekas, director of more than 50 movies including Zefiro Torna and the five-hour diary film As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses Of Beauty, was again overlooked by the MTV Movie Awards Sunday.
This marks the 17th straight year in which Mekas, known for his signature single-frame style and a penchant for interrupting scenes with several seconds of black space, has failed to join the pantheon of such past winners as Lindsay Lohan, Jon Heder, and Chewbacca. "It is a travesty that Mekas' stark vision of elegiac melancholia has not been rewarded with the coveted Golden Popcorn statue," Boston University film studies professor Ray Carney said. "His [1997] film Letter From Nowhere—Laiskas Is Niekur No. 1 should have easily walked away with Best On-Screen Duo, or Best Kiss, or at least Best Ass." While Mekas expressed regret at the selection committee's refusal to recognize his work, he said he was moved after winning the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Lifetime Achievement Award in March.
that's the best when lithuania's mentioned in the onion. is that really him in the picture?
yes, that really is him. he doesn't look very well, but he did drink me, my mom, and the former mayor of vilnius under the table at a very hip bar last year, ordering beer and whiskey.

In honor of Ellen's love for lists, and Aras' Do's and Dont's lists, I made a list of "things I learned while the wife was away" (said in a booming, echo'y voice):
Labels: list
Vaiva used to tell me so many stories about that dog, commiserations my friend. I remember when we lost our childhood dog, she was with us from when I was in the third grade until my fourth year of university. I still look up clips of boxer dogs on YouTube. I'm sure your Fido will be in doggy heaven.
There's a separate heaven for dogs? That sucks. I mean, if my dog and I won't mean up in heaven, then that will suck, right? Like not paradise? You think dogs in heaven can talk?
oh, and when my wife is gone, my dish usage drops by way more than fifty %. i just keep reusing dirty dishes. come on, a plate's got some cheese melted onto it from nachos, so you can't put a sandwich on it? get outta here! that spoons got old yoghurt on it, so you can't use if for cherrios, or ice cream for that matter! come on!

In support of my ongoing airline diatribe, I must say that this guy has the right idea (via Gothamist)
$1 Million Lawsuit Over Delta's "Absolute Incompetence"
May 28, 2008, via Gothamist
A Manhattan lawyer blames Delta Airlines for ruining his mother's 80th birthday celebration and is suing the airline for $1 million. Richard Roth says a Delta employee made them miss a flight to South America and losing their luggage for days, telling the Post, "It was the most outrageous experience I've ever had in my life. It was an absolute disaster. One catastrophe after another."
Roth's lawsuit lists a series of grievances, from a "nasty" stewardess who wouldn't let them know if their connection was on time (the family was flying from Westchester to Buenos Aires, with a connection in Atlanta) to a Delta agent who claimed their flight had taken off when it hadn't ("The pilot is not in charge here. I am. All the pilot does is fly the plane.").
Oh, and the family was also told, when they missed their flight to Argentina, that Delta couldn't fly them there for another 2 1/2 weeks. So, after two nights in Atlanta, the family drove from Atlanta to Miami, where they caught a flight to South America.
Roth, who used frequent flier miles for his tickets and misplaced luggage, says he just wanted $21,000 in compensation, but Delta was unresponsive. Now he wants that $21,000, plus $275,000 in compensatory damages for emotional distress and plus much more for punitive damages.
Labels: airline diatribe, delta sucks, us airways sucks
yeah, i was gonna say, why don't you just fly everywhere a day ahead of time? you can just telecommute one day, if that's the issue.
the problem with telecommunting, especially when i go to buffalo, is that i don't get any cell or blackberry service up there, so, it's sorta difficult to work out of the office when you can't get/send emails, go online, or make phone calls.